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The Dugout: Throws To First

by November 30, 1999 @ 12:00 am (Category : Uncategorized )

Apr 27th 2008 1:23AM by B
If you look one post down you’ll see comments about today’s game and the proper use of relief pitching from our resident Yankees chick, Yankees Chick. Well, I live in Cleveland and was at today’s game, and let me tell you, the problem isn’t whether or not they should’ve brought in Rivera to pitch the ninth. You see, it was Rally Towel Giveaway Day at The Reservation, and I don’t think ANY relief pitcher could’ve kept his composure with 35,000 screenprinted dishrags spinning around.

Tonight’s Dugout is done in the spirit of Fanhouse fellowship, partially because I love the writers here and want to be their friends and partially because Kyle Farnsworth was standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and if I was a big enough wig at this cracker factory I could’ve press-passed his ass and gotten a picture. Oh well. When I finish my “Kyle Farnsworth: World Warrior” screenplay he’ll want to be my friend.

Hey Yankees Chick, stop blaming Farnsworthy for your team’s problems. Kyle is El Rey del Derechazo. And his curly hair is hilarious. Dugoutage, after the jump.Continue Reading

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