Something's fishy

"So Brett Favre's shoulder prevents him from throwing the quality deep ball. If only he had a higher completion percentage and fewer interceptions, he could be another Chad Pennington."

Matthew Roti, Massapequa

No shades of gray here

"New York has two football teams heading in different directions: Big Blue and Big Blew It!"

Carl Bonewald, North Babylon

Cash & his reindeer

"I finally know the answer to: What's Santa's last name? After this Yankees offseason, it's clearly Cashman!"

Frank Fedi, East Hampton

Move over, Steve Harvey

"Now that the Yankees have said 'YES' to signing Mark Teixeira, maybe they should consider televising their games on ... Teixeira Burnett Sabathia."

Bob Buscavage, Moriches

Pardon me?

"If the President can pardon convicted criminals, why can't the Baseball commissioner pardon Pete Rose?"

Richard Bertuglia, Dix Hills